Friday, October 31, 2008
ytd:
OP dry run at 2. 2 min 55 sec. wtf?? worse than long2 ago. usual crap, editing slides n some researching. lepak2, golek2 till 4. changed for training.
n i was 1st choice cos ah seng was sick. haha. dey're all mine! ran de supposed 12 rounds wif boy. his pace is jus nice. hyder's is suicidal. boy pun satu mcm juga. 12 become 8. haha. but it's a gd warm up. if it was hyder's pace, pancit sia. kecik vomitted at de 2nd round. haha. long time no train.
trained wif fabio's fren hu made me luk lik a fool when he practised his drill. 10 shots, 2 saves, 4 misses, 4 goals. i was made into a guinea pig sia. den came de shooting drills. damn tiring sia. shots kept coming in. more save n misses den goals. gd. haha. i was constantly reminded to handle. i try my best to. but not dere yet. will continue trying.
aft tt, 4-a-side. kaptan khairi was stand in gk for de other side(s). camel tried an x-kick to beat me. but din happen. haha. n he had to run 10 rounds as punishment for tt! wif speed! hahaha! klakar siol. damn funny. fabio said tt dere was sth wrong wif his brain. hahaha.
den came 2 sides. won 4-2. a few mentionable saves. baik. zul was stand-in goalie for de other side. zul had a 3 consecutive save moment against camel. he was helped by his great positioning. fabio n his fren were switching lik funfair. super damn accurate sia. fabio scolded me for mishandling. "catch lah boy!". haha. he's noticing me. gd. n i gave fabio a taste of my Slyde. hahaha! gt de ball. yessa! joined de exclusive club of ppl hu tackled fabio successfully. he tried a cheeky chip over me. but went well above de bar.
at de end of training. fabio told hyder to bring camel to de clinic to get his brains checked. n to bring kecik to de barber (pronounced "babar" by fabio) to get a haircut. haha.
11:23 pm
Thursday, October 30, 2008
good luck to all my pals hu r taking de MT A lvls tmr. or rather later. haha. all the best!
12:44 am
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
ytd:
no op dry run. but my grp leader mabuk lalat. dunnoe was she doin, until we all came. haha. it was jus an IT check to test whether our lappie is compatible wif de system. only need 1 person. but nvm lah. haha. compatible. gd. edited my slides n stuff.
elliot really sent chills down my spine when he danced to 'womaniser' by britney spears. haha. he kindda lik tried to seduce me or sth. hahaha. err.
went to simei. eastpoint. to send my hp for repairs. de entire screen is fcuked up sia. cant take it anymore. i cant go to china wif my phone in tt condition. no way. servicing takes abt 5 working days. $150!!! kepala #u+0h! mahal nk mampos siol! but, wth. i got my duit raya. nasib badan..
ate at banquet. yong tau foo. with curry gravy. tastes more lik laksa gravy. but, oh wth. still nice. damn hot siol. temperature, not spiciness. my tongue was burning. but wad to do? hungry oready. asked for rice also. nice. $7.50. mahal nk mampos. but very filling ah.
went back for training. 5 ppl only. haha. de rest all gt ogl briefing. which i din get. run 15 rounds. which became 10 for me cos fabio wanted to train my goalkeeping. had a focused 1-to-1 training wif another coach. baik ah.
occasionally, fabio would test me wif shots. n i was honestly very proud when i flew to save his shot. n he said "good save". haha. baik ah.
den came 2-sides. 5-5. 1 blunder by me. n for de 1st time since i innovated it, i botched de Slyde. camel got past n scored. i've nvr missed it b4. n i'll nvr botch it again.
de opposite team had a free-kick. fabio de taker. i noe dis guy is gonna do sth cheeky. so i stood in de middle instead of de unmarked far post. fair chance of left n right. n predictably, he went for de near post. paced myself n parried de shot. den i heard a comment.."owned de coach!". haha. baik ah.
bathed. went home.
10:48 pm
nizam jus made me eat chocolates more than i'm supposed to. forgive me dear tummy, for i have sinned. haha. 8 pieces sia.
op dry run. a lot to improve on. jus din hav my old presentation skills. come back boy. i need u. gpp. go print. send liao.
kicked balls while de girls trained. den dey asked me for a favour. sub their coach. haha. anything. so i did a lesser version of wad de coach usually does for dem. lay-off n stuff. but i'm no Coach Hafiz. kindda cool though. haha.
of course, trained khai. she's comfortable diving now. yessa. next, de further dive. n den, de fly. step by step sis.
when it came to penalties, i took de last wan. main event ah. haha. n ironically, i 'surprisingly' gave a no-look shot. goal! haha. though de 'no-look' has sorta become my trademark, it still catches people by surprise. haha.
a bunch of thank u's frm de girls. haha. always a pleasure. always.
10:38 pm
Monday, October 27, 2008
poor performance on my part. but i'm not gonna blame my tactics either. dey're perfect. it's jus tt my players were out-positioned n de opponents put up an amazing offside trap. tactic for tactic, we were supposed to win. 10 offsides against us. atleast 5 of which cud hav become goals. opponents were booked 4 times. yellows. lost. 5-1. darren scored a debut goal. nice ah.
everyone played really well. i cud hav done better. marked improvements by bukit. de rest din disappoint. well done team. we played well. many came late. if not, cud hav taken a team photo. oh well. nvm. alyff deserved mention for taxi-ing to de match. nice ah.
adib had to borrow my shirt cos he was wearing black..de opponents kit. wtf. haha. n it was damn loose. n i had to go home in his black shirt. which made me look funny. haha. so during de match, dere were 2 Chand's n 2 no. 1's. haha. if i kena red card, he go out. haha.
had to sub alif for alif cos de 1st alif was pancit n cudden do anything much.
de opp gk was damn small. wanted to test him n c him fly. but, oh well. too offside to try anyway. all he had to do was collect loose n offside balls. haiyo.
umar had cramps. c lah. come late summore, no time to warm up. c now wad happen. gd. haha.
my Ashburton FC teammate hu was playing for de other side crashed into me during a 1-on-1. his elbow hit my jaw. damn painful sia. rolling in agony on de ground for a minute or so. n for 10mins my head was spinning. headache sia.
overall, a great match. if only our strikers cud burst wif speed at de right moment. 10 offsides. unimaginable. cud have easily been 5 goals for us. but..well nvm. sth to improve on. other than tt, well done team!
12:17 am
Saturday, October 25, 2008
went to haziq's hse for raya. watched wrestling. wad else?? me, him, computer.. klau bukan wrestling, tak sah. haha. was really tempted by de nuggets, sausages, sambal telur, epok2 n old chang kee. but was fasting. haha. perut menangis siol.
went back home. den out again to another cuz's hse. my dad's side dis time. breakfast oready. baik. french loaf n chicken curry. yummy.
my dad kebas-ed our neighbour's radio set. she got a new set. more gaji. bass gedak geduk siol. took an hr to fix de set. n it was worth it. sounds lik live man.
tmr's de match. vs Winven FC. hope we can make a repeat. n i hav to perform better. must.
11:51 pm
ytd:
12 rounds became 9 for me. trained crosses. aft tt, 2 side. simple. quite slack. ah seng clashed into someone. injured de cheekbone. den he anyhow say someone either punched or kick him. it was a 50-50 clash lah. 2 sided frenly ended in a 3-all draw.
jus now:
got de results slip. advanced. bodoh sia. but no need c parents. gd. quite a few i noe advanced sia. haiyoyo. n some are retained. u guys will be missed. but we'll still c each other k. but i seriously think tt de promotion/advancement/retention of students is fcuked up. total screwup.
some only 1 S, advance. others 1 U, promote. wtf sia.
kena pep talk frm ms lai. some funny crap were "do sth with ur S's". which sounds like "do sth wif ur a$$es". haha. den dere was dis once when she said "when u go to war..." den she paused for like 10sec. hahaha. damn funny sia. i was laughing inside.
n oh. to de surprise of many..i din get ogl. fcuk! damn angry sia jus now. wth is wrong wif dem?? fifi told me it's either de councillors or de teachers. i'll bet on de latter. dey believe i need to attend lessons since i'm bloody advanced. fcuk lah! damn angry sia jus now. lucky dere's nizam to calm me down. or else my day would hav been sh!t.
ikhwan din get too. former ohl summore. crap bodoh. cos of results. wth has orientation got to do wif results?? if u wan based on results, den choose dose hu got A's lah! den u'll have OGLs made up of nerds with thick glasses n centre-parting hair. butoh. ikhwan looked really sad. even shafiq floorball was mad. he tore de damn notice down, checked for atiqah's name, n den whacked it back into place. damn fierce sia. nvr imagined he could do tt. another fcuked up sh!t by mjc's watever committee. crap bodoh. i wanted to be an ogl so much. damn.
went for prayers. jus in time. went back for OP. haven familiarised myself wif de new slides. so, kindda screwed-up.
den went for shooting. 83, 85, 88. showing gradual improvement. there r rumours tt i'll be called-up for sch team. hope so. de coach lecture damn long sia. repeat n replay. haiyo. n though i cant put here to blame due to her unstable english, dere were funny things said too. "when u shoot, it must be ERECT". hahahahaha. siak ah. wtf siol. she meant de body mus be straight n solid lah. but still.."it must be ERECT". haha. i was laughing lik hell inside.
went for a break during shooting to check out girls soccer. 5 ppl onli..haiz.. de khai go ask me juggle when she noes i bloody cant. haha. khai juggle damn gd sia. dere was dis once when she juggle juggle den she kicked de ball too hard, de ball hit de top bar of de sports gallery metal barrier n came back n she continued juggling de ball upon it's return!!! omg! tt's divine skill man! fuuh! nice ah khai! gua suspect sama lu! eh salah! gua respect sama lu!
12:43 am
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
ytd was full of havoc.
went to sch earlier to finish up OP slides. OP dry run. super sh!t. 3 min 40 sec when i had 5 mins. when i borrowed the laptop frm de library, de makcik informed me tt de laptop i borrowed ytd had not been returned. i asked for a favour frm xavier ytd to return it. apparently, he din. when i called, he said "it wasn't dere at de end of the day". wtf! went round n round to find it. gave up. jus hoped n hoped.
went into de library to watch movie wif zul. Hot Shots!. it's a must watch man. my all-time favourite. go borrow. it's in de library. be prepared for a hellofa laugh. did I&R.
din attend soccer training cos my cuzzie got admitted into changi hospital. did I&R n returned de lappie aft tt. den de tension got to my nerves. wad if ytd's laptop was really lost? where de heck am i gonna get $ to compensate?
so i went back to c2-1. door locked. i asked de sch attendant to help me open. nth. he said dey found a lappie here ytd n it's now in de GO. so i sauntered to de GO. asked me a lot of qs to verify that it is indeed my laptop. wth. not mine wad, it's de library's n i'm gonna return it anyway. in de end, dey believed my story n returned it to me.
outside de GO was a lot of drama. anxious n sad faces. some were even crying. oh dear. hope everything goes well for them.
aft i returned de laptop, went to CGH to visit my cuzzie. conscious oready. gd. but still dlm dunia kayangan. went down wif haziq, another cuz, to get some bites. chit chat. bumped into razif. hu i haven seen in a while. wif siti. apparently, his cuzzie fainted while doing de o lvls. hahaha. kecoh sia. must be pretty damn stressed. aft more chit chat, waited till 8 to avoid rush hour surcharge n taxi-ed home.
please don't cry, my dear
for your eyes are not meant to tear
11:57 am
Thursday, October 16, 2008
ogl interview jus now. lepak sia. cos no teacher. den it's rather relaxed lah. hope can masok ah. wud b v interesting. firdaus jus had to ask tt qs. y phobos n not atlas. haha. den i went to de sci block to shout into de room to let dem noe my voice volume. dey heard sth but unclear. "mjc mjc go!". haha.
de situation given to me n a fren (sry! dunnoe ur name) was an ogm being injured. alamak. wanna run, run properly lah. c, now fall down injured oready. make ppl life difficult only. den we must handle de situation. alamak..cant we jus leave her dere to die? hahaha. din realise tt i was repeating n repeating my points during de 'debrief'. bodoh sia. wanted to get on to my next point but was stopped halfway. nvm.
overall, ok ah. shud be able to get in. hope so. gonna be fun man. gd luck to all trying for a place!
if you know
jus keep it low
12:50 am
Monday, October 13, 2008
back frm sch. today was basically WR all de way. of course i went out to walk2 once in a while ah. gave gym a pass. wanna go home play cm8. hehe. i got into phobos ogl. wed is de interview. wif firdaus n fazari. nasib baik.
ytd played cm8 all de way basically. haha. ac milan. n i saved the game file as Dad's Army. cos all de players (including dose tt i buy) r well above 30 yrs of age. hahaha. home for de aged sia. only kaka needs to pay children's fare. de rest all use senior citizens promotion sia. de pato n gourcouf both i loan out. at arnd 7, went to 1 hse for jln raya. pathetic. but de kuihs dere were damn nice!
sat. went for jln raya in de west side. 4 hses. in a van. haha. pure Chand Family trademark. started at 1700 till 0100. baik ah. all de food were really nice.
me in de van

here's a pic of my eldest bro n me. taken during raya keempat. when my hse was attacked.

c any similarities?? haha.
5:12 pm
Thursday, October 09, 2008
joined the mjc soccer training today. after informal enquiries frm ikhwan, ken n hyder. i've finally decided to give it a try. ah seng is de only goalkeeper left. i may hav a hope of beating de newbies for a place in de team. even if it means sitting on de bench while watching ah seng play. cos he deserves it. but i cant deny i do hav a desire of playing in a pre-season friendly.
i'm not quitting shooting though. gotten a hang of it. got hope of representing de sch somemore. no way am i letting tt go.
training was alright. 12 rounds became 4 due to lightning alert. lucky 4 only. if 12, i confirm pancit oready sia. aft tt, did drills wif cones n de ladder thingy. moving in all sorts of directions n jumping over cones. including all sorts of funny drills which makes us luk lik dancing. haha. we also took de opportunity to show off some cool dance moves.
i had to do so wif only socks on my feet as studded boots r too slippery n i came in slippers which were even worse. socks better. hu de hell taught me tt. haha. dere was a shoe in de store but it cant even fit my hand. how to fit my leg. so, had to do de drills n jump in socks lor. all tt almost naked-feet jumping has made de balls of my feet hurt. dun tink i'll be able to jump for another 2 days.
aft tt, did goalkeeping drills wif ah seng. n some sprinting.
den came de match.
my team was supposed to wear bips. but none left for obaje.
coach fabio: u no need lah. doesn't make a difference.
hahaha. sedih siol.
he even asked me "u goalkeeper ah?", when i was wearing my gk jersey. y? do i luk lik a striker to u? haha.
anyway, de match.
my team won 5-1. went 1-on-1 wif matthew. gave de seniors (khairil n matthew) a preview of my Eye Of The Tiger..often mistranslated as Mata Kucing. haha. another save tt deserved mention was my reflex save against matthew's shot. overall, a fantastic match.
after de match was warm down. izzen it cool down?? nvm. den we did a cheer which ah seng led twice n botched. in de end, obaje led.
mandi n went home.
10:19 pm
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
seeing you pray inside the store
i feel like building you a mosque and much more
10:17 pm
Sunday, October 05, 2008
haven been blogging for a long2 time. cos i've had a jam-packed week. so many events. no time to blog. will cover de week in de next few posts.
for today. din go out. nobody at home for jln raya. how to collect $ lik dis.. haiz.. had to stay home lor. my cuzzies visited today. woke up at arnd 11. bathe. makan. den watched Jodha Akbar. based on de true story of Mughal Emperor Jalaludin Mohammad Akbar. v nice story for dose hu hav a funny taste for movies like me. haha. a few sweet touching scenes. awww..
aft de movie, watched youtube vids all de way.
now i wanna play cm8. chiaoz..
7:18 pm